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« on: March 26, 2010, 11:50:59 AM »

I'm sure there's going to be a lot of these, here's one I thought up this morning...

"Apparently Virgin GP don't have a big enough fuel tank to last the race..... well.. you know what virgins are like, they never go all the way!...."


There's got to be loads more...
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« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2010, 02:29:50 PM »

At the Monaco GP:

And Liuzzi takes both virgins in the Swimming pool.
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2010, 03:01:31 PM »

My FB Status earlier:

"Virgin can't last the distance"  Grin

I wish this topic had come about when it was first announced Virgin were entering, me and a mate had a whole stream of jokes and I can't remember any of them now lol.
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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2010, 03:22:11 PM »

Virgins come up short? Virgins always finish early?
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2010, 04:06:05 PM »

virgins stop short leaking hydraulic fluid  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2010, 04:30:45 PM »

"Its a tight fit but eventually Glock breaks the Virgins defences"
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« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2010, 12:03:31 AM »

Oh dear... Tongue

I can't think of any decent ones to add to that list, but thought this was probably pretty close to the reaction in team HQ:

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« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2010, 01:11:14 AM »

"ouch thats gonna hurt, the Virgin has taken a blow right down the middle"

"hes finally popped virgins cherry and taken their first ever win"

imagine all the possibly murryisms that could of happened if he was still behind the mic
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« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2010, 01:57:02 AM »

'And here is the Virign, making a right nuisance of himself between the 2 Red Bulls...'
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2010, 02:49:23 AM »

"and he's taken the virgin up the insde"

"and he's rear-ended the virgin"

"and he's totally ruined his virgin"

"he's taken the viring in the tunnel"

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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2010, 03:24:52 AM »

"and the virgin has had to pull out of that one, it was jus to much to soon there"
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« Reply #11 on: March 28, 2010, 04:37:21 PM »

"And Webber got too hot in there and has ruined the virgin!"
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« Reply #12 on: July 29, 2010, 01:32:29 AM »

Dragging an old topic up, but I thought it was worth it.

Brundle's comment on BBC on Sunday, can't remember word for word now, but something like: "Massa keeps encountering Virgins in all the wrong places"  Grin
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« Reply #13 on: July 29, 2010, 05:26:31 PM »

That was absolutely priceless - Murray Walker would be proud of that one. I'm impressed him and Legard kept straight faces after he said that. Grin
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